I’ve installed system wide shutdown in my house every time the ad comes on. I see two seconds of it, then my electricity shuts off and I go into my panic room for three minutes. (With my endless supply of magazine pornography.)
‘Hi, I’m Sarah Mclachlan and I’m about to ruin your whole day.’
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You may not be the brightest crayon in the box, but you’ll always be my favorite color.. :)
Alright, I’m off to the pool. Have a brilliant Saturday. And always remember to own the shit out of yourself like the gent above.
Ummm … OK … I’ll try and not die for you and your sponsors. But only on May 27th.
The reason that seesaws have two seats is because that way there is always someone to bring you back up when you go down.
This song has been in my head ALLLLLL day. I like it but damn..
It’s Flippin’ July.. Already?!
Where the hell has the year gone? Best part about it being July though.. My favorite holiday is in 3 days! I went to the fireworks stand by the farmer’s market in Princeton and bought sparklers since I haven’t had them since I was.. like 12. haha. So this weekend, I’ll be lake side… then Billy Bob’s for Willie Nelson’s Picnic in the Park which will be amazing.. :) OH!!! And thennn on the 13th I’m going to visit my brother in Florida. So needless to say I’m excited.
Happy Fourth of July weekend!!
Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.
- Amy: Hey! Did you ever find your phone.
- Me: OMG!! YES!!! FINALLY!!! I felt so naked.
- Amy: Haha. I know what you mean.. Where was it?
- Me: At my neighbors house in their spare bedroom bathroom.
- Mike: WTF? Why was it there and why didn't they tell you they had it?
- Me: Well, No one goes into that area apparently. I was over there at their pool.
- Amy: Weren't you calling it and stuff?
- Me: Yeah, they said OHHHHHH!!! That's what that noise was.
My bed. :)
CONGRATULATIONS GREG POTTER!!!
2011 ATA World Champion :: WEAPONS :) :) :)
